TTAC News Round-up: Tesla Stocks S(t)ink, Chrysler Takes Out an Ad, and Concept Car Anger

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

If you live in the north, you might consider taking your kids tobogganing on Tesla’s NASDAQ trend line.

That, GM wants less rentals, “Imported from Detroit” becomes “Deported from Auburn Hills,” automakers fear the Brexit, and rage grows around pointless concept cars … after the break!

Even the sun sets in paradise

Nothing lasts forever — not great romances, not even the relationship between automakers and their ad agencies.

Remember the “Imported from Detroit” ad during the 2011 Superbowl? That’s now just a Polaroid in a scrapbook for Fiat Chrysler Automobiles, according to Automotive News, now that they’ve parted ways with ad agency Wieden & Kennedy.

The two had been together since 2010, but they’ve now decided to see other people — though it seemed the split was amicable. No hard feelings.

So, what does the future hold? FCA isn’t saying.

If it’s Superbowl spots they’re looking for, snagging Betty White wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Time to dump that Tesla stock?

… Or hold on to it, praying that it will recover to 2014 levels?

Tesla is good at launching rockets into space (though not necessarily returning them to earth), but hasn’t yet managed to find a way to correct the declining value of its shares.

In case you were distracted by beauties in Geneva yesterday, Business Insider has detailed how a single tweet from Citron Research pushed Tesla’s stock down over four percent yesterday.

The tweet factored in all of the news swirling around the tech giant and predicted even lower share prices in the near future. It also served to bring that prediction to fruition.

Tesla’s stock currently sits about 100-points lower than it did in July of last year.

In the interest of both business and saving face with shareholders, a good expenditure for CEO Elon Musk right now would be paying Citron Research not to tweet.

General Motors wants a more expensive used car

Posting a slip instead of gains, General Motors’ February sales numbers weren’t anything like the its two American competitors, but those numbers don’t tell the whole story, says Automotive News.

Overall sales were down 1.5 percent, but only because GM slowed deliveries of rental vehicles in an effort to boost resale values of its products. Cancel out the rental fleet aspect and the data shows that retail sales rose seven percent, a trend GM wants to continue.

It looks like the days when you could pick up a second-hand Cavalier or Sunfire for a song are over, but doesn’t that sound like a good thing?

Don’t poke the Brexit bear, automakers warned

It might be a good idea for automakers to keep it zipped when it comes to the topic of Britain potentially leaving the European Union, an industry watcher warns in Forbes.

Trade will happen in either event, Neil Winton argues, but when executives open their mouths and stake out a particular side of the debate, it runs the risk of turning off their company’s consumers and local partners.

Still, talk has heated up in recent days about the possible ramifications of Britain leaving the EU after the June 23 vote, with reports of similar discussions occurring at this week’s Geneva Motor Show.

A poll of 700 British and German companies published in Britain’s The Guardian in mid-February found that more favored the status quo than an exit scenario.

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  • Turf3 Turf3 on Mar 02, 2016

    I do have to say that the little white car up top is about the only nice-looking small car I have seen in a long long time. Definitely running against the trend of overstyled-by-grade-schoolers-obsessed-with-manga-and-transformers cars.

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    • Mcs Mcs on Mar 02, 2016

      @SCE to AUX According to Tesla's CTO, the Model 3 will be Audi A4 size.

  • 28-Cars-Later 28-Cars-Later on Mar 02, 2016

    Not TTAC related but just needed to say, f*** Jack Marchewka.

  • Amwhalbi My 1972 Mercury Capri was my first stick shift car. God, I miss that thing. It was a blast to drive.
  • Vid169489471 The technology exists today to produce a variable color temperature (kelvin) LED lamp. It can vary from 2700k that soft orange look to 6500k the bright daylight with the bluish tint.Since everything in a late model car is computer controlled, it would be an easy task to write a few lines of code that enables your vehicle to not only dim down from hi to low beam but to shift color temp down to the 2700k range for oncoming traffic, then back up to 5000k once oncoming traffic has passed. For the operator it would be automatic and seamless. For older cars they could be retrofitted with LEDs that are 2700k on low beam and 5000k on hi beam. As far as standards, there could be a lumens max, and a minimum. Several States already have minimum lumen standards going back to the old incandescent bulbs. Why not update these to national standards.
  • Jam169859557 More regulation is needed for ALL vehicle lighting systems. [list=1][*]The lighting that is most blinding are the rapidly flashing red, blue and amber lights on emergency vehicles. The lights themselves are blinding, flashing so rapidly that it's impossible for even the sharpest eyes to adjust. What's worse, is the nature of the emergency requires a careful view of the area surrounding the emergency vehicle. There is something going on that needs to be seen. More flashing lights is not the solution.[/*][*]Brighter headlights need to be regulated. The tall riding vehicles do not need headlights positioned so high that they blind drivers in lower riding vehicles. And those heasdlights need to be aimed properly. When I first started driving my 2020 Subaru Outback, many drivers would flash their lights, hoping I would dim my lights. This stopped after I performed am easy adjustment that tilted the beam lower. Late model Subaru headlamps are designed with a sharp cutoff that project less glare above the hood line. When the headlights are properly aimed, other drivers are not blinded by the beam.[/*][*]Customized light assemblies make it more difficult to see the marker lights (tail lamps, turn signals and side marker lamps) that have been tinted. There are many municiple codes that prohibit this tinting, but these laws are seldom enforced.[/*][/list=1]Solutions: Tight controls on emergency vehicle lighting. In trying to make these vehicles more visible, a dangerous side effect is reducing the ability of drivers to see the surrounding perils.Headlight design regulations that reduce the height of the headlight assemblies. Just because a pickup truck has a hood that sits 4 feet abouve the pavement, it does not mean the headlights need to be so high. Owneres should maintain proper adjustments to their vehicle headlights.Establish and enforce regulation requiring a illumination standard be followed.
  • Stl170698708 as someone who hates big government, and their interference;but you can add me to the list of people that are blinded by the lights.unfortunately "the poop is out of the horse and no way is it going back in"They have had 5 years to make lights bigger, badder and brighter because in the vehicle work it is go big or go home!Trucks are the worst because so many people use them to express their dominance and that is big, big, big $$ both at the Original Purchase and in the Aftermarket world.If, we are so lucky to get some good government regulation on this it will also take some very good Court enforcement to get the aftermarket people with fines and lawsuits.Much like the EPA did with the Diesel Tuner Industry that felt emission regulations didn't apply to them.This is from someone that owns said pickup truck with the same bright headlights,but i only use the truck when I have too and always turn off the Fog lights when driving in traffic.
  • Art65765977 I saw a porsche 911 with the most amazing headlights from behind approaching the Sunshine skyway in Florida. The pattern was 108 degrees across sweeping the road like a broom. My brother and I were amazed. I don't know what it looked like from the front but i am sure it was better than American cars
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